St. Kevin's Stump was not getting great business on Craggy Island. It was relocated to Clonrichert in County Fermanagh as a gesture of goodwill after the Holy Stone of Clonrichert was defiled on Craggy Island.
St. Kevin's Rock is still a good Craggy Tour destination however. The secluded spot behind the rock is a popular make-out spot among locals, especially Father Kevin Walsh, namesake of the rock itself.
As seen in:
Series 2, Episode 1 : "Hell"
As seen in:
Series 2, Episode 1 : "Hell"
GPS Co-ordinates:
N 53.037701 or 53°02'16"
W 09.123534 or 09°07'25"
Saint Kevin, you were the chosen confidant of the Holy Stump. Intercede for us, that we may follow our Heavenly Sapling's desires. Ask that we may receive those Glorious Branches which flow from her Motherly Trunk like rays of light. Before it was chopped down, of course. Amen.
ReplyDeleteBless me in this difficult time of my life, O Holiest of Stumps. Pray for me so that I could deal with the deep despair and sadness that is in my life, heart and soul because of this godforsaken parish I lead. Illuminate my thoughts so I can see and have a brighter future, perhaps with Father Ted in Vegas? Put in a good word for me up in Tree Heaven.
ReplyDeleteGod bless all..
St. Kevin's Stump, that suffered death with the axe, particularly for my sins, be with me.
ReplyDeleteSt. Kevin's Stump, have pity on me.
St. Kevin's Stump, be my guide to Make Out Rock.
St. Kevin's Stump, take away all bitter pains from tripping over You.
St. Kevin's Stump, take away all evil and termites.
St. Kevin's Stump, let me walk in the way of salvation.
Amen.
Why is it called Saint Kevin's Stump?
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't say....
Deletebecause of its chode-like qualities
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