Nearby attractions include "The Magic Road" and "St. Kevin's Stump".
As seen in:
Series 2, Episode 1 : "Hell"
Please note: Access to the caravan park is to residents and campers only. Please respect their privacy and do not trespass without permission.
GPS Co-ordinates:
N 53.121435 or 53°07'17"
W 09.286494 or 09°17'11"
I can't help but think something is significant about this date...
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ReplyDeleteTed, I'm very sorry but the St. Dymphna's Youth Choir isn't going to be able to join you and Dougal at the old caravan this year. We got a bit lost driving over. The maps I brought were out of date. That and our van was carjacked by some shady looking lads near Donegal. Then came the plague of rabbits. And Father Sean forgot his "special" medication to prevent his "outbursts." Good Lord, Ted, what a day! Maybe next year we'll be stopping by. The choir and I have to go and look for Sean now. He's wandered into the shrubs.
ReplyDeleteAlright now, Father Ted. Enough with the jokes. You said to get here quite early to reserve a caravan. There's no one here at all yet!! The only man around is wearing a flimsy towel and he was not in the mood to help me when I knocked on his shower door. Get here quick!!
ReplyDeletePS. I brought the travel Scrabble.
Father Crilly, I believe you may have been a little distracted when attaching your trailer to your car. In short, it is here at Father John's house by the sea. (I used to live there before I was made an Archbishop) He and Sister Renata say "hi" and will send you the bill for the damages. Your trailer broke the music box, the stained glass window, Tim's house, and Father John's latest painting of the Parable of the Talents. You are insured, Father, yes?
ReplyDeleteTed, baby! I'm ready to record the album in the caravan! Mind you, it's a little cramped in here with all of the recording equipment. There may be room for you and Dougal, but that youth group will have to sing through the window. And this time, let's try to keep the caravan upright!
ReplyDeleteEurovision 2018, watch out!
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ReplyDeleteFather Ted, many gracious thanks for the invitation to the park this year. It was very thoughtful of you to suggest location for the installation mass of our Archbishop. It is most thoughtful of you to allow us to use your new and bigger caravan! Could you please let me know how many berths are in the caravan and if we can hold the mass inside. We expect around 10000. Have Mrs. Doyle pack some extra tea!
ReplyDeleteAre you bored of the same old holiday destinations? Do you want to spice up your life with some adventure and fun? Then pack your bags and head to Kilkelly Caravan Park, the greatest destination in all of Europe! Kilkelly Caravan Park is the place where you can find everything from leprechauns and rainbows to sheep and Guinness. And... and... oh **** I can't do this anymore. Where are you all at? And why won't you visit? ****! Three years and NO VISITORS?! Don't use the pandemic as an excuse, or the weather or the whatever! **** you, you ****ing *****! You can all go to **** and **** the **** in your ****! .... sorry about that, it's been a difficult few years here.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you waiting for? Book your trip to Kilkelly Caravan Park today and discover why it is one of the best places in the world to visit! Please! For the love of God, PLEASE!
Maureen McGarvey, President of Kilkenny Caravan Park Tourism Limited
Greetings from Las Vegas in the USA! I hope you're having a wonderful holiday ! I'm so sorry that you and Father McGuire couldn't make it to the opening to our brand new water amusement park here at Our Lady of Luck Convent and Casino. We are having a grand time! Our Reverend Mother just won 5 million dollars at the Blackjack table! And your friend Father Larry Duff got stuck in our newest 316 foot waterslide, poor fellow! Hopefully we'll see you next year! Many blessings and big wins to you all!
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